Geek Joke

1. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks:
   » "Can I get you anything?"
   » "Yeah," reply the bytes, "Make us a double!".
   
   
2. Two bytes are sitting in a bar. One says:
   » "I'm not feeling so well. I think I might have a parity error."
   » "Yeah," says the other, "I thought you looked a bit off."